Keep Looking Forward!

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE:

In the year 3000, most members of Toon Club will be mutant/alien half-breeds as a result of great Plutonian Invasion. The entries are drawn on panda hides. (Surprisingly, the panda proved to be the MOST resilient mammal.) There is one box of Rose Art crayons that survived the meteor showers in 2035, so the Toon Clubbers share it equally. It appears the last colors left are cornflower, maize, burnt umber, and silver. Since all scanners have been outlawed, the drawings are posted by taping them to the backs of the giant cockroach overlords who rule with an iron fist. (Slower Toon Clubbers are eaten alive during this process, so there is a large turnover in membership.)

Who Says Things Will Keep Getting Better?

It's been said that "history repeats itself." A thousand years from now, our descendants may have fallen back on egyptian paint or cave drawings.

How 'bout a crazy wedding?

Confusing topic, confusing solution.

Alien Invasion

In the year 3000 we'll be invaded by aliens but nobody will be aware of it because of the ingenious disquises they use to hide their true identity.

This man will run for, and get, the U.S. Presidency.

What WILL it be like?

I thought since this is about the future it was my only chance to post a video. A rare opportunity I could not miss. Embarrassing for me, fun for everyone else... I guess.

My Favorite Weapon of World War VII

That's right... by the year 3000, my favorite World War VII weapon will be the "Battle Gator." I assume we'll still be using classic weapons by then... and our soldiers will be alligators. It just makes good sense.

KISS...the frog (3000 AD)

Since I am usually a week behind on my submissions it stands to reason that in the year 3000 I will only be exponentially behind.