Beyonce'

Well, here's my rock star...

I drew her, Tom Scholes painted her.

Rock on.

Get Some!!!

Just in case you were wondering what game we'd be working on if Eisner were still CEO...

When I think "Vacation"...

Well, fellow ToonClubbers this topic made me think of the beach.

So naturally, I drew this.

Marth Daul

30 minutes of drawing crooked lines while carpooling with Shane, and one cute Sith later, here's my most recent late post...


Shane (Lewis, for all who don't know) and I had a horribly interesting discussion on the lady Jedi, and how pretty they are, yet how bad they suck at fighting. They need to unite and practice or something, 'cause the only butt-kicking lady Jedi and Sith are found in that sweet animated series that I covet.

Note the beauty mark.

Oh, and for you color enthusiasts...she's on Hoth.

Ten Points to Slytherin!!!

Well, the gossip around town is that I'm slacking. It isn't true.

The truth of the matter is that I've been THINKING about art a lot. It's pretty much like drawing, but less productive and fulfilling.

So, yeah, here's a sketch I did on Photoshop on my lunchbreak.

My wife has read all the books about twenty-four times. Me, well, I've read the first one-and-a-half books. Don't get me wrong, I love the books, but I'm an art nerd so I'm always drawing.

I've heard that Hermione falls for RON at some point...what the?!!

Ron's hair is a little longer than hers, and he likes to gulp, a lot. Oh, and with wide eyes. Ron's a likable fellow, but he's no match for Harry. Harry took on a dragon. Ron, well, he watched.

15 minutes flat

Screw those "I do a painting a day!" people!!! I drew AND colored this in fifteen minutes flat.

I was going to make up a poem to go with it, but instead, I didn't.

I posted this just to be consistent, now I'm going to focus on creating some good drawings since I've committed to posting every week.

Once again, no color.

6/27/07...

SO, there was more than one request for a poem to go along with this beauty of a painting. Well, what kind of artist would I be if I didn't cater to the masses? (Lowly animation and illustration as they are)...well, I'd be a "Fine Artist" who, instead, caters to da masses. (Copyright Shane Lewis '07)

Here's my poem:

The angry beast rages from street B to street A,

All those houses he'll flail in a whip-snapping way,

He'll crunch down on bones for an afternoon snack,

About some he will say "I want more of that!"

So if you're in Seussville and need a good pounding,

Come over to our house and meet our pet Zounding,

He likes to play rough (in fact most never live!)

You'll be surprised at how little mercy he gives.

But our little Zounding, he's such a swell pet,

If another I find then another I'll get,

Then they can square off, as Zoundings are gay (as in happy)

But they're quite thermo-nuclear, so don't get in their way!

Smurfette

Yes, another full color piece. It's not my fault Smurfs are blue.

Welp, Smurfette is an interesting creature...she would've either been the most isolated or the most inundated individual in Smurf society. I don't know if Smurf's have much of an identity since they all kind of share a name.

Anyway, I figure she had to do dishes sometime, not that she ALWAYS did the dishes in Smurfville, I think they probably divided them equally. She's an Equal Rights Smurf.

Who knows, next week I might even be able to draw an ENTIRE figure...

Hold your breath.

When Mary holds your hand...

You might think I did a quick drawing and blurred the edges with an airbrush, yes, you might think that. However, this is a full color, complete figure of Mary, but those darn foggy London skies...

I'm not even gonna color it next time.

Christian Mermaid (better late than never)

Since humans have become too advanced for religion it falls by the wayside - into the hands of previously pagan societies, and begins anew.

P.S. Sorry about the lousy pic, she's drawn too big to scan.

Tiki God

This guy wakes up on the wrong side of the bed...everyday. He likes stepping on people, except they're slippery - like banana peels.

Tiki drink

So, this guy enjoys a refreshing beverage before rituals and stuff. As Homer Simpson says "Alchohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems!"

The Ultimate Circus Freak!

Well, I drew a different "freak" to begin with...but it sucked, so here's a different one for your delectation and delight. It's Paris Hilton...in case you didn't notice the "money wings" and bent halo.

The Swampmaid

She appears out of the muck and drags her prey to a watery grave. My wife came up with the concept for this one. Thanks, Honey!

The Picnic Spot

Well, better late than never! Here's Swamp Critter #1. Alligators are like sharks...scary.

Pirate

This guy is basically misunderstood. He's actually a good citizen, and always seeks for opportunities to help others.

Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker

Ok, so I was originally going to have the whole "canabalistic" thing too, but everyone else drew it first. I don't really know what this version is all about, but it was a fun diversion!