New Set of Wheels

I figure my belly will be bigger, as that seems to be the trend. I should have a new set of wheels well before then, so I should be pretty good at using them by the time I'm 100.

How do I change him back?

You think it was hard to kiss him when he was a frog?

Mike Tyson's Punch Out

Oh yeah, this game rocked. Punch this guy in the stomache, and he makes a great face.

Friend or Servant?

Epic Battle

Gladiators were instructed to let Caesar's nephew win. It often took hours.

Scary Beyond All Reason

I couldn't resist, after seeing her as a cat. She can't be left out. Maybe not the scariest villain, but certainly one of the most entertaining.

The Race Is On!

Don't you wonder what's fueling that thing? I thought I'd add a background.

Little Oysters?

"Little oysters... Little oysters...", but answer there came none. EXCEPT ONE!

I thought I'd combine this with the Star Wars theme. It made perfect sense to me, you know, with that whole link between Star Wars and oysters... right?

10th Lord A-Leaping

I'm not sure what this has to do with Christmas. I think it makes a crappy and disturbing present for the 10th day as well, but whatever suits your fancy. Am I right?

Sea World

This is more in concert with Shane's explanation of the origins of the mermaid. This is what the less drunk sailers reported after an encounter with the manatee, I mean mermaid. It's also what the more drunk (apparently women and children, according to my drawing) report seeing at Sea World.

Sorry I ditched TC for a while. Thought I'd check in.

Tomato Juice

After several awkward attempts at necks with his underbite, his buddies convinced Dracula Jr. that the V was for "Vampire". "You don't see anybody else drinking it do you?"

You all know it tastes exactly like blood, salt and all, so am I wrong for liking V8?

Merlin

The Original Manwitch.

My Dad

Yeah, that's right. The Frankenstein monster is my dad. It's not a tall tale. Honest.

He's usually much happier than this.

A New Age For Teacher / Student Relationships

"Joey, come see me after class."

Careful on the People Bars!

People bars! Get it? A little PLAY ON WORDS there. Ha ha ha... good times.

People bars...

On His Way

Time for the big date. In case you're wondering... it's a clip-on.

Fezzik, jog his memory.

Oh powerful Club of Toons, I humbly give you my first post. To all my senior Toon Club members I say, "Yes sir, anything you say sir." I hope to eventually underwhelm you with my talent.

What you see here is a much more agile ROUS, a real fighter (in a Michael Jackson "Beat It" kind of way), coming to the rescue of his buddy, unfortunately he was unable to help as just off camera he jumped into a fire spurt and was gobbled up by lightning sand.