Surprise!!!!

It's Still Alive!

Why do cartoon animals eat things that are still alive? That would be uncomfortable.

Happy Endings.

I mean, geez. Kill the main character once in a while!

Princesses are Always Gorgeous, and Smart

New Topic: Cartoon Cliches

Great teachers and pets, gang. This week's topic is "Cartoon Cliches". And since we're doling out the topic on Monday, don't expect a second week!!! (This means you, Adrian!)

Wow, I'm a jerk.

My Pet

I'm a teacher, and I have a goldfish... there you go.

The Tamed Sea Serpent

Lesson about to be learned, the hard way.

Apologies for the sloppy sketch, if I had more time I'd fix it. At any rate I think you get the joke, in spite of the sloppy presentation.

Batman is a teacher AND a pet.