Captain Hand Puppet

I've been invited to participate in the Toon Club. Thanks guys. It's a honor to hang with such talented people. I hope I can regularly put stuff up. I missed the last topic by a smidge, but I can't miss the opportunity to post useless superheroes. It's like my favorite thing to draw. Something about superheros that serve no purpose is soo funny to me. This is an old one, but it is still a useless superhero. When you fight crime with hand puppets the world is your stage! (It's just tiny-- a little puppet theater.)

I like the new topic. I'll need to think about this one... hmmmmm

GeekMan

I was doing finals last week, trying to cram everything and finish all my projects, thinking there was absolutely no hope, and just when I was about to break a window out of frustration, Geek Man appeared.

"Have no fear," he said in a pinch-nosed voice, "I gan help you with all your final-ish needs." He adjusted his glasses and made the pose you see here. "I know how to build a computer, get a hundred lives in Mario Brothers, and I can beat Super Metroid in under four hours."

I scratched my head and said, "begone, yellow-caped man, I don't need any of that right now, I'm just doing this project and it doesn't even involve computers."

"Well, when you're done, come over and we'll play Smash Brothers. Up, up, and away!" And he broke through the window on his way out.

BLOW MAN

Meet Blow Man... he loves to go to superhero birthday parties and blow out the candles before the birthday boy/girl even gets a chance to. But what makes Blow Man special is his ability to transform into an owl by night and use his hobbit like feet to attach to branches. ( if none of this is coming together for anyone of you..don't worry...Im still trying to figure out what I drew too)

Mr. Invisiblegs

When your only super power is that your legs are invisible, I can't imagine why you would wear boots. Without them he could kick you in the crotch and you would have no idea who did it... unless you realized the guy you were standing next to appeared to be hovering.

That foot that's in the air is from his left leg... it's hard to pull off a convincing gesture when so much of the anatomy is INVISIBLE! Man, he's super!

Hero Profile: The Slug

When the razor sharp claw of injustice takes a swipe at all that is good and wholesome The Slug springs into action! Blazing a slimey trail, The Slug rockets to the rescue at an amazing land speed of two feet per hour. If you have a problem The Slug will be there! (Timeframe varies: Allow 6 to 8 weeks.)

Turning Tragedy into Triumph! It's SuperScooper

As a young boy, mild-mannered Miles Prestwich, reached for a penny a lady had dropped on the road. As a result of his kind act both hands were run over by a Mack truck leaving them permanently flattened. Everyone felt sorry for Miles. Then one day Miles discovered that his hands gave him an advantage over ordinary mortals and SUPERSCOOPER was born! Now he aims to single-handedly, er, double-handedly clean up the town. He's especially useful during equestrian parades.

And you'll be pleased to know that when he's not fighting filth and corruption he has a great job at the local diner cooking flapjacks. Mmmm, tasty.

The League of Useless Superheroes

This was a fun topic. I couldn't decide on one, so I just drew all of them. I think Caped Cod is my favorite because I'm all about the puns.

Man This sucks hard core. I'm gonna redo it.

Makes Inappropriate Comments at the Most Inopportune Times, Man

I don't know what he just said, and I don't want to know.