Ringmasters! Why pay for medical benefits for seven circus freaks when you can get by with one? I give you Polly Purgegut, the ultimate circus freak. Here's a list of the freak categories she'll cover when sitting in your sideshow tent:1. Strongest Woman Alive
2. Tattooed Wonder
3. Werewolf
4. Bearded Lady
5. Mermaid
6. Unicorn
7. Cyclops/Tri-Clops
And when it comes time to pay her, never fear! Polly's also a certified accountant!
5 comments:
I "perged" my "gut", that's for sure.
What a woman! Does she date? Nevermind, I'm married. But if I weren't... Hubba hubba! Talk about well rounded.
I believe too, Adrian, that there's an 8th category: Land-bound Narwhale (the mermaid/unicorn elements combined). Perhaps I'm stretching it. You've really gone the extra mile with this one Adrian. Absolutely marvelous!
At first I thought this was a self-portrait... then I noticed the ear piercings.
Marvelous, Adrian. This hideous beast is quite lovely, in a "circus freak" kind of way. It's a grab bag of disgustingness. Hooray!
On second thought, I don't think I could get past the beard. Freaky!
You crack me up Adrian, great work!
She's a looker! You didn't mention that she's from Kentucky, but I can tell. I love her tiny hands and purty hair. Funny, funny!
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