Ringmasters! Why pay for medical benefits for seven circus freaks when you can get by with one? I give you Polly Purgegut, the ultimate circus freak. Here's a list of the freak categories she'll cover when sitting in your sideshow tent:
1. Strongest Woman Alive
2. Tattooed Wonder
4. Bearded Lady
And when it comes time to pay her, never fear! Polly's also a certified accountant!