Avast ye land lubbers, 'tis true -this next week's topic be CAPTAIN HOOK!
So tie down the main mast mateys, and put your hands together ('cause he's only got one!) for the Steal-handed Stingray, the Sleaziest Sleaze of the Seven Seas- CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK! Yo-Ho!
-The Fearsome Captain Seth (arrrrgh!)