Thursday, May 25, 2006

Rudolf's Waldeer

When Rudolf's nose went out unexpectedly in the middle of a holiday snowstorm, a walrus nurse nourished him back to health before he was recovered three weeks later by Santa's elf recovery squad. By then, a romance had blossomed between the shining Rudolf and the infatuated nurse, so they brought her to the North Pole and they were married.

If you thought Rudolf's ridicule was severe, imagine how all the other reindeer treat poor Rudolf Junior. Santa very graciously offered Rudolf Jr. the coveted job of Sleigh-bearer alongside his father (Only out of pity), but the struggle goes on every Christmas eve as many deer (and some reports say Santa himself) have secretly complained about difficulties "seeing where we're going because of that fatty in front of us."

5 comments:

Taylor Krahenbuhl said...

Nice work bro! and the good thing is...he can still fly..no matter how fat he gets.

S.T. Lewis said...

I didn't realize Rudolph married a walrus... he probably just wanted to have kids who were bigger freaks than he was. Looks like it worked! Good job to Rudolph, and good job to you!

Ken Chandler said...

Terrific job Peter. Thanks for the story; very funny! I think about Christmas all year round, so this really strikes a cord with me. Gotta love that shiny nose!

J Chad Erekson said...

fun stuff Pete

Adrian Ropp said...

Wow, his dad's a famous movie star and his mom's a nurse? That guy's got it MADE!